Canuck Chuck is the identical twin brother of Chuck Norris. They were separated at birth by a Canadian mystic who took Canuck Chuck to be raised in the woods of Northern Ontario, Canada. One grew up to be a martial arts expert, revered by millions of people across the globe. The other, well, you've probably seen some of his movies and TV shows on late-night cable.
Chuck lived in the peaceful realm of nature, grew a gloriously perfect beard, and learned the arts of philosophy, karate, and his specialty: the nun chucks. It was during this time in the woods where Canuck Chuck had a fateful encounter with his future side-kick.
A group of local poachers set their sights on a family of unsuspecting beavers. But before Canuck Chuck could act, one of the beavers leapt to the forefront, and warded off the potential killers, saving its entire family. Amazed by the chutzpah of this furry little bad-ass, Canuck Chuck knew he had found his sidekick. Together they started to help anyone or anything that faced oppression under the shadow of tyranny.
When the Canadian Government caught wind of the heroic deeds of this Karate Master and his side-kick Beaver, they decided to employ them as National Defenders: guardians of truth, justice, and the Canadian way of peaceful negotiation before consideration of any physical or "un-Canadian" like acts.
Canuck Chuck will only resort to violence if all other options fail... or if you insult Canada or any of its fine people in any way, shape or form. He is a true gentleman, whose peaceful negotiating tactics are only outdone by his lightning fast Karate chops.
Watch out world, cause Canuck Chuck is coming!!!!!!!
Although raised in the same Canadian forest as Canuck Chuck, Eager Beaver could not be more different. Yes, he has dedicated his life to coming to the aid of those who need it most, but Beaver lives by a set of his own rules.
Beaver loves to drink whisky and chain smoke fine Cuban cigars. His political views tend to lean more towards racism than social activism. Beaver believes everyone should be exactly like him - Canadian. And he does not agree with Canuck Chuck that violence is the last option. For Eager Beaver, it's the only option.
Beaver has been blessed with the ability to whittle anything out of wood and can build dams faster than an entire crew of humans. Not only does he love the right to bare arms like his idol Charlton Heston, but if you listen closely, he sounds just like him too.
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